One pair of red jeans short of a ’90s Superboy costume.

10:43 pm  •  17 June 2013  •  2 notes  •  View comments

Fifth wheel at a swingers party (better than it sounds). Were-jaguars and shoot-outs in the Florida swamps.

8:46 pm  •  16 June 2013  •  4 notes  •  View comments

EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT

EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT

2:41 am  •  15 June 2013  •  8 notes  •  View comments

9:09 am  •  14 June 2013  •  12 notes  •  View comments

• Toiletry Bag
• CDs
• Reading
• Travel Books
• Tape Player/Tapes
• Pocket Knife
• Camera/Film
• Pillow
• Mobile Phone
• Alarm Clock
• Coffee/Wine
• Torch
• Blankets/Sleeping Bag
• Garbage Bags
• Towels
• Sunglasses
• Mylanta/Panadol
• Address Book
• Note Books
• Pen
• Ice Block Tray

(via my uncle)

7:09 am  •  13 June 2013  •  4 notes  •  View comments

A statue of the Virgin Mary, with a smaller statue of the baby Jesus miraculously hovering above her outstretched arms. However, every hour on the hour, her face contorts into… something that inspires complete and utter terror in any who behold it.

4:02 am  •  11 June 2013  •  2 notes  •  View comments

• 1 x Polaroid camera
• 1 x Mandarin language tutor
• 1 x tiger mask
• 1 x Black Bolt zentai
• 1 x set of brass knuckles
• 1 x car stereo for my ‘new’ ute (truck) that doesn’t even have a tape deck
• 1 x mat black paint job for my ‘new’ ute (truck) that doesn’t even have a tape deck
• 1 x small nose ring
• 2 x 14mm plugs for my ears that act as storage/serve some other practical purpose, because I feel that this would qualify me as at least partially posthuman
• [x] x people to keep telling me *NOT* to stretch my ears any larger
• [x] x photographically inclined friends looking for guinea pigs
• [x] x people to drag me to gigs
• 1 x person to invent an HTML shortcut keyboard for the iPhone
• ∞ x roti

9:08 pm  •  9 June 2013  •  6 notes  •  View comments

Posting these here before I delete them from my phone because EVERY. SINGLE. GOD. DAMN. TIME. I’m out drinking, I pull them out and pretty much force everybody to look at them like “WANNA SEE ME MAKE A MUSCLE”, and I don’t really want to be *THAT* guy (even though I’m kind of doing it now).

*flexes*

6:23 am  •  8 June 2013  •  13 notes  •  View comments

#TULPA GANG SECRET HANDSHAKE

7:48 pm  •  7 June 2013  •  15 notes  •  View comments

Let’s get sexy, part 2

(Formerly ‘Saturday morning existential turbulence’)

7:53 pm  •  31 May 2013  •  5 notes  •  View comments